Good Place

800+ Deaths

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SHE WEARS A MATCHING PURPLE VEST-SKIRT COMBO AND A JAUNTY SMILE AND THEY KEEP KILLING HER. Janet is an intelligent entity. “Not a girl,” she keeps having to correct other…

I’m Bored

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“I’M BORED.” It used to be annoying when my kids said this. I’d point to their dirty rooms or their musical instruments or ask about their homework. They would roll…