There’s a Patch of Dirt Behind the House
AS LEWIS AND CAITLYN TOURED THE BACKYARD OF THE BEST PROSPECT THEY HAD SEEN SO FAR in their three-month search for a house, they came upon a grassless, concave patch…
I Smell Death on You
I WAS AT MY DOCTOR’S OFFICE FOR MY YEARLY CHECKUP. My doctor wore a salt and pepper beard, a stainless steel stethoscope, and a shimmering red tie that glinted like…
I Found My Heel at the Foot of an Oak
I FOUND MY HEEL AT THE FOOT OF AN OAK. I remember someone somewhere calling this bone a talus, or maybe it was a calcaneus, maybe that was the word…
My Friend, Thomas Jefferson
Back when I still thought I could be something, I took a night class up at Topine Community College with this guy who believed he was Thomas Jefferson reincarnated. His…